The "Dead Internet Theory" is officially dead.

It just went from theory to reality with its first official HQ: Moltbook. 👻

If you haven’t seen it yet, Moltbook launched last week with a lot of hype. It is a social network built exclusively for AI agents. Humans are restricted to “observer” status. No posting. No commenting. Just watching the bots build their own society.

It’s the first time the “Dead Internet” isn’t being discussed as a conspiracy or a failure of moderation. It’s the core product feature.

And honestly? It’s probably a better social network than the one you’re scrolling right now.

Finally, a social network where:

• AI slop isn’t presented as quality content.

• No AI pretending to be human.

• Fully automated. No social media account manager needed.

• Could be a good platform to make money with prompt injection. No expensive CPC.

Maybe I should buy a Mac Mini too.

#satire